Hey gize, I kind of have some bad news. I have been putting this off for some time now, just hoping to have a better outcome to share with you all.
As you all know, two months ago, Burn-Z left on his mission. He was doing really well, and was even excited to go. About a week into his mission he showed up at my door. He just couldn't handle it you gize. I think it was just too much pressure for his crusty little body. I told him he could stay here, but only for a little while. I just wanted to give him the chance to get his life back in order and figure out what he wanted from it all. He was only here a few days when he started hanging out with this wanna be BlueBerry muffin. I don't even think she had real blue berries either.
She was always talking to him about how she knew what her purpose was here and she needed his help with it. Apparently she had issues. She always wanted to be in a Costco multi-muffin pack, but never made it farther than the Chevron bakery.
As you all know, two months ago, Burn-Z left on his mission. He was doing really well, and was even excited to go. About a week into his mission he showed up at my door. He just couldn't handle it you gize. I think it was just too much pressure for his crusty little body. I told him he could stay here, but only for a little while. I just wanted to give him the chance to get his life back in order and figure out what he wanted from it all. He was only here a few days when he started hanging out with this wanna be BlueBerry muffin. I don't even think she had real blue berries either.
She was always talking to him about how she knew what her purpose was here and she needed his help with it. Apparently she had issues. She always wanted to be in a Costco multi-muffin pack, but never made it farther than the Chevron bakery.Well, Burn-Z took off about a week after meeting her, and I haven't heard from him yet. I wasn't ever sure what she was trying to get from Burn-Z any way....until a couple weeks ago. I guess she had asked him for a few of his crumbs, and he gave in you gize. She found a baker at WalMart who was willing to help her out, and now she's expecting a baker's dozen. She has no where to go, and doesn't even own a muffin tin! You can see by her bulging muffin top, she is nearly due.
I didn't want to have to burden you all with this, but I can no longer put up with this unconscionable act. I took it upon myself to give BlueBerry a few addresses of people who I thought may be willing to help her out. And I'll try to keep you all posted.
I didn't want to have to burden you all with this, but I can no longer put up with this unconscionable act. I took it upon myself to give BlueBerry a few addresses of people who I thought may be willing to help her out. And I'll try to keep you all posted.
