Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Since you've been wondering..

Hey gize, I kind of have some bad news. I have been putting this off for some time now, just hoping to have a better outcome to share with you all.
As you all know, two months ago, Burn-Z left on his mission. He was doing really well, and was even excited to go. About a week into his mission he showed up at my door. He just couldn't handle it you gize. I think it was just too much pressure for his crusty little body. I told him he could stay here, but only for a little while. I just wanted to give him the chance to get his life back in order and figure out what he wanted from it all. He was only here a few days when he started hanging out with this wanna be BlueBerry muffin. I don't even think she had real blue berries either. She was always talking to him about how she knew what her purpose was here and she needed his help with it. Apparently she had issues. She always wanted to be in a Costco multi-muffin pack, but never made it farther than the Chevron bakery.
Well, Burn-Z took off about a week after meeting her, and I haven't heard from him yet. I wasn't ever sure what she was trying to get from Burn-Z any way....until a couple weeks ago. I guess she had asked him for a few of his crumbs, and he gave in you gize. She found a baker at WalMart who was willing to help her out, and now she's expecting a baker's dozen. She has no where to go, and doesn't even own a muffin tin! You can see by her bulging muffin top, she is nearly due.
I didn't want to have to burden you all with this, but I can no longer put up with this unconscionable act. I took it upon myself to give BlueBerry a few addresses of people who I thought may be willing to help her out. And I'll try to keep you all posted.

15 comments:

Markie23 said...

Burn-Z does look a little worse for wear. It's so sad to see him reverting to his old ways.
So the muffin has a bun in the oven? Crazy. I hope Burn-Z mans up and does the responsible thing.
Anyway, at least I now know what has become of little poo loaf. Maybe it will help bring me some closure.

Katie said...

Are you sure that's Brun-z's batter in there. I watched this episode of Maury where a girl did the same thing, and just told him it was his because she knew he would talk care of it.

Jenny ESP said...

Muffin reminds me of a girl I know named Nadia. Way to drop the ball Amy. Everyone knows that young pastries of opposite yeast consistency should not be in a bakery without adult supervision. I think Idaho has the highest percentage per capa of slutty pastry.

Hot Pants said...

BurnZ didn't "physically" do anything with BlueBerry, he just loaned her some crumbs. He felt sorry for her. She doesn't want to be alone anymore and always wanted her own big batch of muffins.

TimW8 said...

Maybe she'll have those little muffins. I love those.

Pearl Girl said...

huh?? I think burn-z has been smokin crack

Vegas Family said...

Better he hooked up with a muffin than some fruit cake?
Could be worse.

eekareek said...

That is so risky!!! Maybe if Blue's mother had given her siblings, then she wouldn't have this overwhelming desire to have children over and over again.

ManicMandee said...

Whether the crumbs were donated or not, it's still knocking her up. That's what I say.

anissa ferguson said...

HotPants I am so excited to know that I can get a soap opera fix and stalk your blog at the same time....maybe you should sell the story and pictures to US or maybe even the "Today" show. Afterall they did do a story on the "Snuggie" blanket

Memzy said...

This is IMPOSSIBLE!! I s.w.e.a.r. I left a comment on here before! Freak. Here goes.


I saw the writing on the wall with BurnZ ever since Landee "gave up" on him and shipped him off to another family. He felt abandoned. Doyee.

Landee said...

How did I miss this? Did you post this while my SIL was in town sucking up all my blog time???

Uh, I did not ABANDON him... I did what I thought was best at the time. It's not my fault Markie couldn't be the father figure he never had.

Memzy is the one who said she shellaqued him but didn't. Kids can sense liars.

Kathy said...

I'm wondering when you are going to post again. I totally agree with the fake blueberries by the way. Way too perfect and round.

Kathy said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Hope you have a great day! Love ya!

lovedkat said...

hmmm i wonder when she is going to pop out those baby blues i just want to eat them up