Howie: I saw Jesus. He came back to earth.
Me: Really? Where did you see him?
Howie: He's right over at that picnic table playing his DS.
(Cue long hair, bearded skater dude hanging out at a picnic table. Like a thief in the night.)
Do you think Jesus prefers Mario to Pokemon?
Becca playing flute at Arts Ave Talent Show
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