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Monday, September 15, 2008
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I was taking a nice little walk around Wal-Greens tonight. And this caught my eye. There are a few of you out there who seem to think they are king of The Office. So the next time I have $14.99 on me and I don't already have a cart full of cheap drug store make-up, I am going to purchase this. Then, I will post several trivia questions. Whoever gets the most right will recieve one Shrewt Dollar. As soon as you get 100, you can trade it in for your own spotlight post from me. Then we can start the argument again as to who is the most neglected. It will be fun, don't ya think?
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SWEET! I can hardly wait for my post!
I know you're mad.... but don't hurt me like I hurt you.
I'm soooo gonna win.
Ah, I already have it. Here's my first question: What's this from, "You cheated on me after I specifically asked you not to?"
A: Little House on the Prairie
B: The Office
C: Something Jenny Made Up
D: Saved by the Bell
Wait, what's this from, "I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so... scared."
Choose from the same options above.
Wait, what's this from, "Guilt is like triangle in your stomach..."
Choose from the same options above.
Wait, what's this from, "Country folk." (said with distain in Nelly Olsen's voice)
Choose from the same options above.
Wait, one more; "...cause she's sitting by Patty on her side of the cafeteria."
No choices. Just have to know it.
And you want to end his life...
I am SOO gonna rawk this game.
::mailing Amy 14.99 plus tax for the Office game::
You are the only one I know who loves the Office more than me. But I am a super secret genius that will kick-your-butt!
"You cheated on me..."--B
"I'm so excited..."--D (Jessie said it when she got addicted to caffine pills)
"Guilt is like a tria..."--C
"Country Folk"--A
Alright, I already have 4 doll hairs. I'll start sending over some pix of me for my spotlight.
That was my very favorite episode of ANY show EVER....Saved by the Bell is awesome! And caffine addiction is serious. Jessie was totally out of control, dancing and singing.....it was crazy. Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom though.
You call her Jessie, but I call her Mama.
Poor Jessie. It really put a strain on her and Albert Clifford's relationship. Caffine drugs also cost her getting signed by a record label at the Max.
None of you stand a chance. I have every episode on my computer, and lots of time on my hands at work. Here are a couple of my favorite Dwightisms:
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When I was in the sixth grade I was a finalist in our school spelling bee. It was me against Raj Patel. And I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word ‘failure’.
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When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had reabsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
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I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.
By the way, I have really been coveting the Poo Loaf. I think we should make that part of the prize package.
The Charred Poo Award goes to me next Mark. Back off.
Like I said, it's already shellac'd and ready to go.
I so wish some random person in your ward would have stopped by unexpectedly when you were shellacking so you would have to explain why it was you were preserving said burned poo.
I will have to go check out Wal greens because I think that would cross off a few of my Christmas list gifts.
I've been watching Office episodes all day studying up. My bloodshot eyes are going to have a hard time reading The Host now.
Edward.
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