I just got home from church. You know, that one place you go to get blessings? I don't know how it goes for you, but the first thing I do when I get home is lose the church duds. So today I get home, head for my room. On the way I decide to get a head start by unzipping my skirt, only it was already unzipped. hm, odd? I turn to Bailey and Calvin and I say "has my skirt been unzipped like this all day?" They both said "yes", like it was not big deal. Not one single person at church said a word to me.....what a bunch of perverts.
I have had quite a few of these sorts of incidents at church. Just the usual though, you know, like forgetting to put on my makeup before I go, or my bra, whatever. No one EVER says anything. I think next week I will forget my skirt altogether. Then we'll see who stays quiet.
3 days ago